Conflicted sign causes me to fear we might get shot

As we drank our iced coffees, Lavina took us on a joyride. I let her go wherever she wanted to go, even though she had no idea where she was going and she went down a stretch of road I had not been down for a couple of years. We came upon this conflicted sign. We were little bit afraid to go check out the sale, but we decided to anyway. But when we got back there, there was just an empty yard with old trucks and stuff strewn about and a little dog who was barking at us. It was kind of scary. "You better turn around and get us out of here before we get shot!" I said to Lavina. There are some folks around here who take their right to shoot trespassers pretty seriously.