Jim, my good black cat, wants to go surfing

"Let's go surfing "Jimmy says. "Let's go surfing right now!"

"Cat, what nonsense do you speak?" I answer. "You don't even like to swim!"

Jimmy looks at me with disgust. "Did I say 'let's go swimming?' No! I said 'let's go surfing!' I can surf without ever going swimming. Can't you?"